Online Previews The Bachelorette 8x4 Week 4 (S8)
No stitch-related accidents to put me on the bench this week, sadly. And upon reading Couch Baron's recap (thanks for the timely pinch-hit), Free Download Video The Bachelorette 4th June 2012 Episode On ABC Tv Online Tv Live Streaming Video. Online Watch The Bachelorette Full Episode Watch Stream HD Video on Internet TV. I feel doubly fortunate because I didn't witness the Muppets debasing-themselves-slash-classing-up-the-joint-depending-on-who-you-ask. Apparently Dolly Parton is going to be on tonight, and she's supposedly cool but I didn't grow up watching Dolly Parton right before I went to bed, so she can Bachelorette it up all she wants and it won't bother me. I have a friend who works for her Imagination Library program, and anyone who runs something like that is all right by me and can probably survive any Bachelorette-related grossness.Anyway, we open with Emily's perfectly made-up mom bringing perfectly made-up Emily breakfast in bed while Ricki is outside the bedroom refusing to come in because Ricki is the only one in the House of Blondes with any kind of sense.Over at the bachelor pad, Chris Harrison bellows for the sixteen remaining bros to come out into the courtyard so he can tell them about the three group dates, which I think was a one-on-one, a group date and maybe one of the guys will tossed into Jabba's pit to fight the rancor.He's got the first date card, which he places on this coffee table/rock garden/fire pit/thing and then slowly backs away, like he just lowered chum into the shark tank and he wants to get clear as quickly as possible. It's a date for Chris: "Love is a steady climb," is what he says, and Chris says he's excited to get to know Emily and for her to get to know him. He says he'll be devastated if he doesn't get that rose tonight. Whenever a guy on this show says something like that, I picture all of his friends making it their ringtones.And we're already with the couple strolling around Charlotte, somehow not being mobbed by all their fans, and she tells him she's more nervous than excited because he's so cute.But she's going to make him work for his dinner tonight, and the "climb" thing comes into play when ropes uncoil down the side of the building so they can scale the building. Chris pops a boner over how good she looks in a harness.And then we watch as the two of themselves ratchet themselves up the side of the building while lightning flashes ominously in the distance and Emily whimpers like a six-year-old and we're supposed to pretend that they're in any danger whatsoever. She tells us that she was really anxious, but there is no one else she'd rather have by her side than this guy she met just a couple of days ago.They both like fast cars
Yeah, NASCAR and IndyCar are two different things, but a hot race car driver is a hot race car driver and Em likes hot race car drivers. Her late fiance, Ricky Hendrick, was a NASCAR driver and Em is said to have briefly dated Dale Earnhardt Jr. She said on the premiere that car racing is basically the only sport she knows or cares about, so Arie could teach her more about IndyCar and she’s probably pick up who’s who fast enough and be fascinated by that whole flashy world. Just last night on Episode 3, Emily made a point of saying she likes tall, skinny and funny guys. She was on her way to a diss of Kalon McMahon, but it also applies as a compliment to Arie. Before the season started, Emily said she was looking for a funny/cute guy who could make her laugh, doesn’t take things too seriously and could be her best friend — but is still serious enough to be ready to be a husband and father. Emily definitely seems to have a major crush on Arie (and we can’t blame her). In her People.com blog on Episode 3, Emily wrote, “To say that I was nervous before my date with Arie is an understatement! I swear, I think I changed my outfit 20 times before I was pulled out of my house, because I just wanted everything to go perfectly. As nervous as I was, within five minutes of being in the car with Arie, he had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt!” So he’s tall, skinny, cute and funny enough to bust her gut. All good signs.“Here is my reasoning: Arie got the 4th date of the season,” Ali wrote. “Based on that I am 100% sure he is the guy she picks in the end. You might be thinking I am crazy for thinking she picks him strictly based on this information and I’ll explain. I said this last season and the season before. Almost every season the one who gets the girl (or guy) in the end got the 3rd or 4th one-on-one date of the season. Why? Because you (meaning the Bachelorette) know the very first night that you like that person; therefore, you don’t feel the need to go out on a date with them the first week because you know you are keeping them the following week. Let me break this down for you guys:
So maybe it’s more accurate for me to say that whoever gets a date in the second week is usually the one standing in the end. Could that mean Chris might be the guy in the end? I highly doubt it. They just didn’t have the same chemistry that Emily and Arie had – heck, I didn’t think they had any chemistry at all. You know that saying, save the best one for last? Well in Bachelor world, you save the best one for third or fourth.”
(When Ali wrote “second week” she meant the second week of dates as opposed to the second episode.) We’ve already noted how getting a date on Episode 3 is a big deal and also a good sign for Arie. This is a relatively new trend, since it doesn’t work previous to Jillian Harris’ Bachelorette Season 5, but it has a pretty good success rate so far.