Online Previews The Bachelorette 8x3 Week 3 (S8)


The guys back at the house are talking about Emily’s having a child. Natch, it gets heated. The Bachelorette Free Download Video The Bachelorette 28th May 2012 Episode On ABC  Tv Online Tv Live Streaming Video .Online Watch The Bachelorette Full Episode Watch Stream HD Video on Internet TV . Free Download The Bachelorette Full Episode Video. THEN RICKI COMES OUT TO SING WITH HER MOM AND THE MUPPETS AND OH MY GOD I AM SO JEALOUS. And more than $20,000 was raised for charity. That’s a nice thing, if you are able to forget about all of the money that must be spent to pull off a television show like this one.Chris is the first to get in some alone time (if you don’t count Charlie) out of this date, and Emily tells him he’s like, so good looking. Then, they cut to a Jef/Emily one-on-one and she is clearly wigged out that Jeff isn’t falling all over her. Dude is playing it well, I think, because she cannot handle his nonchalance.Meanwhile, Joe gets picked for the next one-on-one date.Stevie gets his turn during the group date, and uses it to do a little bit of dancing. Kalon (the guy who flew in last episode on a chopper and has a butt chin) steps in to get some face time, which Stevie does not savor. Aaron comes up almost immediately after, Kalon asks for two minutes and Aaron vetoes that deal. Takes Emily away, like a boss.Kalon and Stevie start jawing at each other. Stevie calls him a douche, and tells him he doesn’t like him. Kalon sort of owns him in a verbal sparring match that leaves Stevie saying “uh-huh, yeah, okay,” repeatedly like he is Puff Daddy singing “Come With Me” from the Godzilla soundtrack.JEF GETS THE ROSE. Thus proving everything I never wanted to believe about getting women to like you. It does explain a lot, though: I’ve found the ones you try the hardest for are the ones that tend not to work out. This show is making me get so philosophical.Emily and Joe’s date begins at an airport, where she reveals they will be flying to her home state, West Virginia. He’s probably pissed he didn’t just get to bake cookies at her house and drink juice boxes in the car. (What if they’d nixed the cash needed to fly a private jet to WV and instead paid that to charity?) Kalon says some stuff to Doug (who is a father) that implies he is neglecting his fatherly duties by coming on this TV dating show. Doug does not like this, as you may expect.

(Here’s a fun fact: A girl just Tweeted at me that this guy I have been calling Jeff is actually Jef. In fact, she is correcting every single person on Twitter who has made this mistake. It’s impressive. So I just had to go back and switch all my Jeffs to Jefs. I hope his parents feel really cool for being trendy. And I wonder why Jef isn’t always spelled that way.)

Emily likes Joe. She says he makes her feel comfortable, and looks like McConaughey (spelled that correctly on the first try). Things are going well for him. He trips up a little bit on her “Where do you see yourself in five years?” question, because it is clear he does not know and dances around it by saying he “wants to be happy.” Who in the fuck is like, “I hope I’m really goddamn miserable in five years,” except for maybe Bruce Wayne? But then he kind of bounces it back on her and it’s clear she doesn’t know much about what she wants either, except to have a bunch of kids.

Later in the date, they hit this thing up called a love clock. You write down little love wishes/notes you put inside the clock. Joe’s is that he’ll get to come back to West Virginia (it’s almost heaven) sometime with Emily and Ricki to meet the rest of the clan. This makes her cry good tears; and it seemed like he scored some big points with it.

But, Emily wasn’t feeling it. Maybe those were not good tears. She starts crying a little bit and talking about how she takes this whole thing seriously. She isn’t able to picture where she and her daughter fit in in his life. Seems to me like it’s something a little bit melodramatic, what she’s doing, given she met this dude like two days ago. But also, why would you get a wholly rational person to be the main character in a show like this?

After she sends Joe on her way, fireworks begin shooting off and she watches them with that fake, almost martyr-like sadness people like to exude after a break-up they aren’t really upset about at all.

Emily tells the guys when she shows up for a cocktail party that Joe was funny and stuff, but that she is looking for more than that. I suppose he didn’t look as much like McConaughey as she had initially thought from afar.

Emily gets some one-on-one time with Arie. They just sit on a bench and cut the bull for a few minutes. She says multiple times he makes her feel nervous. I’m as surprised as you are.

Ryan, who already has a rose, gets Emily alone again. The other guys are, of course, very pissed about that. Tony rushes in to try and get some time, but before leaving her Ryan gives Emily a handwritten letter. She reads it, out loud, while tony stands there awkwardly. This is no short letter, either. The dude busted out his composition book and got weird with it. He skipped at least three or four recess sessions to put that together. It clocks in at seven pages. This guy is killing it.

Tony finally gets some time with Emily, and begins talking about his son. He says he’s the greatest kid ever, which I’m sure Emily and Ricki both disagree with. Tony is using his child as a tool, saying he just misses him so much etc. etc.

Kalon is lamenting on being painted as the outcast among the men before he snags Emily for a few more moments of exclusive hangout. Sean says he gets the impression Kalon “uses his vocabulary” to display his dominance over the household. He clearly knows nothing about how men establish dominance. And by dominance I mean also his assertiveness and powerfulness.